You know you work for FEMA when:::::::::::::::::

20 You have dry cleaning waiting in 17 states

19 You have to look up the word "weekend" in a dictionary

18 You wear your Badge in the Shower

17 You think working half-day is 12 hours

16 The local McDonalds drive through knows your voice

15 Your favorite channel is "The Weather Channel"

14 You write email home and send a copy to the JFO for record retention

13 Your family considers FEMA a four letter word

12 Your spouse has a picture of yo uby the front door to ID you

11 Things actually begin to make sense

10 Your favorite restrauant is the Red Cross truck

9 The finally tell you to go home and you thnk they mean your hotel

8 You walk into a new JFO and know everyone there

7 You can name every announcer on the Weather Channel

6 You have memorized every one of the 110 channels in your hotel room

5 You submit your Christmas list on a 60-1 (form to purchase things here)

4 You get a date and spend the evening looking at floodplain maps

3 You are offered a 40 hour a week job and ask if they have a full time position instead

2 You start getting junk mail at your hotel

1 Your last three children are named after hurricanes (and more resemble the mailman?)